Creepy Jose has problems & so do I

"Technical problems" keep CJ from doing his job:

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Due to technical problems beyond his control, Jose wasn't able to do a running game blog today. Hopefully the techies will get the blogging tool fixed soon. Meantime, you can read the running game story he just sent in:

It's all gone pear shaped for poor CJ, hasn't it? It's like watching today's Arsenal game over and over again in slow motion.

Speaking of pear shaped, was that a great game or what? No? Ok, you're right, it was terrible. Check out the quotes here. When even I'm saying we should have been down 2 or three at the half, you know it was bad.

I thought they dominated the first half. We were lucky to get in at halftime 0-0. We were fortunate we were not down by two or three. I felt the second half was better. We had two changes to steal the game at the end... which would have been nice... Obviously, I'm not pleased and we could have played better. Some guys had to roll up their sleeves and battle a little more than we expected. We got banged up a little bit. It's not going to make our Top 10 in performances

Meanwhile, Keller just won't get the message, will he? Here's a clue, older-than-several-coaches-man - SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE:

I heard part of the press conference when Sigi said it's something we need to truly find what's going to work and if it is going to hurt some people's feelings, it's tough. Everybody is thinking at this time of the year that you got to get your form right to go into playoffs. Right now, we are not even a playoff team. We don't have that form to even make the playoffs. It's something we need to change quickly.

I know you think it's awful helpful to point out how bad things are and where things are going wrong, but in case you didn't notice, that's my fucking job. Not yours. While it's true that we've had a terrible run as of late, it's only going to get harder. And in times like this, the last thing I need is a "respected" (we'll see how long that lasts) veteran on my team proactively saying the ship is going down. Ring the alarm all you want, but what I need right now is someone who's going to rally the troops, not say, gee, boss, we sure are outnumbered.

And oh yeah, Mr. Undead Vampire - being that you're immortal and all, and you've been playing for what seems like forever, you should know better. Or did all those years at Millwall and Tottenham warp your feeble brain?

So keep your negative comments out of the media and off your damn blog (prediction - we'll have an entry by the end of Monday bitching about the strikers again) and do your job. Nice clean sheet. Now shut up. And if you do have something to say, keep it along the lines of "Coach wants me to run a thousand laps in practice for thinking I can say whatever I want to hacks like you, so, I'm sorry, but I really can't talk through this oxygen mask right now." Ok? Thanks.

Fake Sigi out.