Rapids official blog takes a turn for the boring

Rapids defender Scott Palguta apparently was bored or bothering someone or something, so they've handed him a netbook and told him to go do some promotion. As if Rapids fans didn't have enough reasons to start cutting:

I know it’s been a long off-season, so just in case I’ve escaped anyone’s memory, I’m Scott Palguta. That’s right, Palguta (#29, center back). NOT Ty Harden (#5, center back). While Ty and I are both defenders with All-American boy looks, we are, in fact, two entirely different people. You’d be surprised how often people mistake the two of us.

Wow, a face not even Rapids fans can remember. I'm on the edge of my seat.

Look for topics ranging from game recaps to road trips to.........some utterly useless facts. For instance: Do you ever wonder how many push-ups Matt Pickens can do in a minute? Are you eager to know if Nick LaBrocca cuts his hair more than once a year? Want to know what Omar reallllly thinks about Kosuke’s pet rabbit?

Actually, I want to know how many more strip clubs Rapids players will be able to frequent with the increased salary cap and per diem under the new collective bargaining agreement. I want to know how Gary Smith still has a job. I want to know if your team will stop being the nice guy no one else cares about and use its ridiculous altitude advantage to make the playoffs and crush some dreams, or maybe make an effort in the Open Cup. I want to know if the Rapids plan on not choking on their own vomit again this year. I want to see you conduct some semi-scandalous industrial espionage on this little promotional tour and then taunt RSL fans and players on the official team blog.

These are the things I want to know. Not how many pushups Matt Pickens can do. Anyway, good luck Ty.

-FS